A big Thank You to whoever decided to do the big UI Revamp to Blender ~2.8!
I tried using Blender before that and was immediately confused and frustrated. I ended up trying it again at around 2.81 and was shocked at how much more intuitive it was to actually begin to make stuff, and now it is my favorite hobby.
And the best part is... it's free*!
(*I have spent several hundred dollars at Blendermarket.com.)