I know that the derivative of $x^2$ is $2x$ when derived classically, but I was thinking about the function $f(x)=x^2$ and I realized that you could potentially interpret it as $f(x)=x*x$, by which I mean classify the first occurrence of $x$ as a sort of slope variable, just like one would in $y=mx+n$.
At first glance, this seems reasonable. In it's essence, a quadratic equation is just a line with a linearly increasing slope after all. What's bothering me is that when I approach it in this way, I get $x$ as the derivative (since the derivative of $y=mx+n$ is simply $m$) instead of $2x$.
I know that this confusion almost definitely stems from a naive application of logic, but I'm having trouble formalizing what exactly prevents it from behaving this way. Can someone explain to me why one cannot think about the situation in this way?
Edit: Maybe I should have been more clear about what I want: Like I said above, I understand that the derivative is $2x$ when classically derived, be it through the power rule or through the full differential quotient. What I want to know is an intuitive reason why one cannot look at the problem through the lense of $y=mx+n$. I'll ask differently: Someone who doesn't know anything about differentiating would probably assume the slope to be x, because of the similarites with $y=mx+n$, as mentioned above. How would one explain to him intuitively, without actually teaching him differentiation, why his thought process doesn't work?