Why is it winter in the north when it's summer in the south, and vice versa?
I know the standard answer to this question is "because of the Earth's axial tilt, at a point in the Earth's orbit where the northern half is inclined towards the sun, the southern half is inclined away from it and so they get less sunlight," but the more I think about this question, the more it feels like an oversimplified "lies told to children" answer.
This explanation would make perfect sense if the Earth's orbit were perfectly circular, but it's not. According to Wikipedia, the difference between the perihelion and aphelion of Earth's orbit is approximately 4 orders of magnitude greater than the Earth's radius. This seems to suggest that the difference in insolation from the entire planet being closer or further away from the sun ought to completely dwarf the difference from one half of the planet being further away than the other half and render it negligible, and therefore we should all have summer and winter at the same time.
Why is this not what happens?