It seems like the Copenhagen interpretation is just self contradictory. These two axioms are contradictory:
Quantum Mechanics describes all the particles in the universe
Measurement devices evolve superpositions into eigenstates.
Suppose an electron is in a state $|\psi \rangle $ and all the particles of a measurement device are in a state $|m\rangle$.
If we apply axiom #1 on the state $|\psi \rangle \otimes |m\rangle$, we can evolve it using the Schrodinger equation. The decoherence theorem, which is an application of the Schrodinger equation, says that the electron will evolve into a mixed state. The decoherence theorem applies because the measurement device has 10^23 particles.
If we apply axiom #2 on the state $|\psi\rangle \otimes |m\rangle$, it says that the electron will evolve into an eigenstate.
A mixed state contains all eigenvectors, and not just one. Since a mixed state $\neq$ an eigenstate, we have a contradiction.
What is the way out of this contradiction?