It seems like there is simply no way to have Latex include any generic Unicode characters you'd like in a PDF, and the solutions to this question are too complicated.
Is there any simple way to include upside-down Unicode text such as ˙ʎɐpoʇ ʎddɐɥ ɯɐ I ?
EDIT Compiling with XeLatex seems to work fine for that particular example, but later in the document I am hit with
! Package inputenc Error: Unicode char \u8:ñosd not set up for use with LaTeX.
See the inputenc package documentation for explanation.
Type H <return> for immediate help.
...
l.173 ...d on reading \emph{Cien años de soledad}
and ...
I don't know how I was able to put that ñ there without issues before...
EDIT Turns out CJKutf8 was the culprit package that introduced inputenc


inputencwith LuaLaTeX or XeLaTeX. – musarithmia Dec 12 '14 at 20:04