No new ducks will be added to the question, instead this project moved on to become a latex package. Please visit the project repository at https://github.com/samcarter/tikzducks or have a look at https://www.ctan.org/pkg/tikzducks if you want to see new ducks :)

\documentclass{article}
\usepackage[svgnames]{xcolor}
\usepackage{tikz}
\usetikzlibrary{decorations.pathmorphing}
\usepackage[paperwidth=38cm,paperheight=42cm,margin=1cm]{geometry}
\usepackage{bbding}
\newcommand{\duck}[1]{%
\colorlet{duck}{#1}
\colorlet{eye}{Cornsilk}
\colorlet{pupil}{black}
\colorlet{bill}{orange}
%body
\path[fill=duck] (51.2815,135.5394) .. controls (26.6859,139.7884) and (-12.5215,184.2616) .. (28.9411,223.8858) .. controls (70.4036,263.5099) and (286.2675,236.9673) .. (181.7701,108.1215) .. controls (93.7517,155.4266) and (123.9624,112.1537) .. (51.2815,135.5394) -- cycle;
%head
\path[fill=duck] (90,100) ellipse (1.4cm and 1.75cm);
% duck's bill
\path[fill=bill, xshift=-11pt, xscale=1.1] (49.3866,102.7929) .. controls (70.9472,97.0244) and (61.6632,119.6616) .. (95.1826,113) .. controls (20,165) and (36.9082,113.0997) .. (49.3866,102.7929) -- cycle;
% right eye
\path[fill=eye, rotate=20, xshift=-4pt, yshift=1pt] (112,58) ellipse (0.25cm and 0.35cm);
\path[fill=pupil, rotate=20, xshift=-4pt, yshift=1pt] (115,59) ellipse (0.1cm and 0.2cm);
% left eye
\path[fill=eye, rotate=20] (78,62) ellipse (0.22cm and 0.32cm);
\path[fill=pupil, rotate=20] (81,63) ellipse (0.08cm and 0.18cm);
}
\newcommand{\grumpyduck}[1]{%
\colorlet{duck}{#1}
\colorlet{eye}{Cornsilk}
\colorlet{pupil}{black}
\colorlet{bill}{orange}
%body
\path[fill=duck] (51.2815,135.5394) .. controls (26.6859,139.7884) and (-12.5215,184.2616) .. (28.9411,223.8858) .. controls (70.4036,263.5099) and (286.2675,236.9673) .. (181.7701,108.1215) .. controls (93.7517,155.4266) and (123.9624,112.1537) .. (51.2815,135.5394) -- cycle;
%head
\path[fill=duck] (90,100) ellipse (1.4cm and 1.75cm);
% duck's bill
\path[fill=bill, xshift=-11pt, xscale=1.1] (49.3866,102.7929) .. controls (70.9472,97.0244) and (70.9472,97.0244) .. (85.1826,120) .. controls (20,165) and (36.9082,113.0997) .. (49.3866,102.7929) -- cycle;
% right eye
\path[fill=eye, rotate=20, xshift=-4pt, yshift=1pt] (112,58) ellipse (0.25cm and 0.35cm);
\path[fill=pupil, rotate=20, xshift=-4pt, yshift=1pt] (115,59) ellipse (0.1cm and 0.2cm);
% left eye
\path[fill=eye, rotate=20] (78,62) ellipse (0.22cm and 0.32cm);
\path[fill=pupil, rotate=20] (81,63) ellipse (0.08cm and 0.18cm);
}
\newcommand{\addalien}{%
\draw[line width=3pt,color=YellowGreen] (110,62) -- (130,20);
\draw[line width=3pt,color=YellowGreen] (72,58) -- (60,15);
\path[fill=YellowGreen] (130,20) circle (0.2cm);
\path[fill=YellowGreen] (60,15) circle (0.2cm);
}
\newcommand{\addhat}[1]{%
\path[fill=#1] (90,55) ellipse (1.3cm and 0.25cm);
\path[fill=#1] (90,30) ellipse (0.7cm and 0.2cm);
\path[fill=#1] (115,30) rectangle (65,55);
}
\newcommand{\addsunglasses}{
\draw[line width=3pt,color=black] (48,95) arc (190:370:20) ;
\path[draw=black,line width=3pt] (95,90) -- (130,100);
\path[fill=black, rotate=20] (111,58) ellipse (0.4cm and 0.4cm);
\path[fill=black, rotate=20] (80,60) ellipse (0.37cm and 0.37cm);
}
\newcommand{\addglasses}[1]{
\draw[line width=2pt,color=#1] (62,80) arc (267:297:20) ;
\path[draw=#1,line width=2pt] (93,88) -- (130,100);
\path[draw=#1,line width=2pt, rotate=20] (107,58) ellipse (0.35cm and 0.35cm);
\path[draw=#1,line width=2pt, rotate=20] (78,61) ellipse (0.32cm and 0.32cm);
}
\newcommand{\addicecream}[3]{
\path[draw=Sienna,fill=Goldenrod,line width=1pt,yshift=50pt,rotate=20,xshift=50pt]
(45,60)--(60,120)--(75,60);
\path[draw=Sienna, fill=Goldenrod, rotate=20,line width=1pt] (144,118) ellipse (0.4cm and 0.25cm);
\path[fill=#1, rotate=20] (138,116) circle (0.3cm);
\path[fill=#2, rotate=20] (148,116) circle (0.3cm);
\path[fill=#3, rotate=20] (142,102) circle (0.3cm);
}
\newcommand{\addunicorn}{
\path[draw=VioletRed,fill=Pink,line width=1pt,yshift=20pt,rotate=-25,xshift=0pt]
(50,60)--(60,20)--(70,60);
}
\newcommand{\addhair}[1]{%
\path[fill=#1, xshift=-5pt] (151.3277,174.3473) .. controls (157.7099,171.1213) and (164.7938,167.8644) .. (168.7230,161.6896) .. controls (164.8427,161.5316) and (153.5102,155.4255) .. (162.1164,152.9395) .. controls (169.4207,153.1460) and (176.4092,149.5358) .. (179.3920,142.6587) .. controls (185.5577,133.4026) and (172.4051,138.2448) .. (169.0163,134.3455) .. controls (174.7801,132.5948) and (184.6532,131.7138) .. (187.4798,127.5635) .. controls (176.4675,125.1191) and (163.1258,123.3733) .. (156.8817,112.6068) .. controls (152.4387,98.5734) and (153.2098,83.5059) .. (149.6492,69.2411) .. controls (131.4926,-1.1678) and (29.6020,22.0627) .. (47.7294,90.0940) .. controls (49.6639,62.0732) and (72.5401,38.6998) .. (96.3583,54.2220) .. controls (130.5162,76.1752) and (139.7469,117.8581) .. (115.3043,143.8986) .. controls (115.2213,148.9109) and (117.2762,158.3403) .. (124.2981,163.2993) .. controls (131.3200,168.2584) and (141.2814,171.4676) .. (151.3277,174.3473) -- cycle;
}
\newcommand{\addshirt}[1]{%
\path[fill=#1] (50,135.5394) .. controls (26.6859,139.7884) and (-12.5215,184.2616) .. (28.9411,223.8858) .. controls (70.4036,263.5099) and (286.2675,236.9673) .. (181.7701,108.1215) .. controls (93.7517,155.4266) and (123.9624,112.1537) .. (51.2815,180) -- cycle;
}
\newcommand{\addtie}[1]{
\draw[line width=10pt,color=#1] (60,150) -- (50,190);
}
\newcommand{\addtshirt}[1]{
\path[fill=#1] (50,135.5394) .. controls (26.6859,139.7884) and (-12.5215,184.2616) .. (28.9411,223.8858) .. controls (70.4036,263.5099) and (286.2675,236.9673) .. (181.7701,108.1215) .. controls (93.7517,155.4266) and (123.9624,122.1537) .. (59,150) -- cycle;
}
\newcommand{\addshorthair}[1]{
\path[fill=#1, xshift=-5pt] (145.7190,108.2466) .. controls (151.7052,104.8240) and (153.2448,84.3447) .. (149.6842,70.0799) .. controls (131.5276,-0.3291) and (29.6371,22.9015) .. (47.7644,90.9328) .. controls (49.6989,62.9120) and (80.4610,40.0060) .. (101.1924,59.4599) .. controls (128.6626,85.2375) and (139.4074,111.8552) .. (145.7190,108.2466) -- cycle;
}
\newcommand{\addwizzard}{
\path[fill=BlueViolet!50!Pink,line width=1pt,yshift=-40pt,rotate=5,xshift=32pt]
(20,100)--(60,0)--(100,100);
\pgftext[at=\pgfpoint{71}{-15}, left, base]{\color{Gold}\EightStarBold}
\pgftext[at=\pgfpoint{63}{0}, left, base]{\color{Gold}\EightStarBold~\EightStarBold}
\pgftext[at=\pgfpoint{56}{15}, left, base]{\color{Gold}\EightStarBold~\EightStarBold~\EightStarBold}
\pgftext[at=\pgfpoint{56}{30}, left, base]{\color{Gold}\EightStarBold~\EightStarBold~\EightStarBold}
\draw[line width=6pt,color=black] (90,160) -- (60,210);
\draw[line width=6pt,color=white] (85,168.333) -- (80,176.666);
}
\newcommand{\makeeinstein}[1]{
\path[fill=#1,xshift=-4pt] (24.7738,59.7679) .. controls (31.3318,44.0108) and (53.1939,44.5256) .. (52.1285,41.2094) .. controls (51.4718,28.9400) and (30.1562,26.0780) .. (30.1562,26.0780) .. controls (48.5184,20.6686) and (79.2723,56.9617) .. (62.4298,11.1490) .. controls (65.1702,13.6709) and (88.0663,32.6096) .. (85.8201,7.5499) .. controls (87.7073,21.1456) and (96.9496,45.9959) .. (104.3286,23.2724) .. controls (113.1425,-15.9325) and (101.8773,49.6572) .. (138.4988,13.8484) .. controls (141.5713,17.0755) and (121.2714,39.5689) .. (139.2365,36.1290) .. controls (136.0271,66.8833) and (155.4874,23.7659) .. (155.4874,23.7659) .. controls (155.4874,23.7659) and (151.7518,45.0675) .. (147.8705,54.3986) .. controls (147.8705,54.3986) and (173.2987,55.3029) .. (176.7812,61.7670) .. controls (124.2612,69.4624) and (206.6010,77.2343) .. (154.2298,77.2507) .. controls (158.6628,83.1536) and (135.1295,89.9115) .. (169.9992,90.5427) .. controls (93.3592,92.0258) and (132.6373,57.7941) .. (94.5654,45.5826) .. controls (60.1628,40.4228) and (57.2813,64.7295) .. (51.9497,70.3679) .. controls (53.2460,53.9344) and (41.0100,59.0530) .. (24.7738,59.7679) -- cycle;
\draw[line width=5pt,color=#1,line cap=round] (96,80) -- (82,73);
\draw[line width=5pt,color=#1,line cap=round] (50,69) -- (60,68);
}
\newcommand{\addbook}[2]{
\path[fill=#1,rotate=20] (110,120) rectangle (150,180);
\node[rotate=-20, color=white] at (73,180) {\makebox[2cm][c]{#2}};
}
\newcommand{\addwater}[1]{
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (0,200) -- (100,200);
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (180,200) -- (220,200);
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (50,210) -- (150,210);
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (110,230) -- (250,230);
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (20,240) -- (70,240);
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (60,250) -- (250,250);
}
\begin{document}
% grumpy
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\grumpyduck{Gold}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
%Christian Hupfer
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addwizzard
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% short hairs
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Wheat}
\addtshirt{LightBlue!50!white}
\addshirt{LightSlateGrey}
\addshorthair{brown!50!Grey}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
%Men in black
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\grumpyduck{Wheat}
\addtshirt{white}
\addshirt{black}
\addtie{black}
\addhat{black}
\addsunglasses
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% ducklings
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-0.6, xscale=0.6, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\begin{scope}[xshift=300pt, scale=.3, yshift=400pt]
\duck{Gold}
\end{scope}
\begin{scope}[xshift=180pt, scale=.3, yshift=350pt]
\duck{Gold}
\end{scope}
\begin{scope}[xshift=240pt, scale=.3, yshift=450pt]
\duck{Gold}
\end{scope}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% samcarter
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Wheat!95!red}
\addshirt{MidnightBlue}
\addhair{OrangeRed!50!Brown}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% hair
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addhair{SeaGreen}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% unicorn
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Pink}
\addhair{MediumVioletRed}
\addunicorn
\end{tikzpicture}
% icecream
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addicecream{Wheat}{Plum}{Chocolate}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% sunglasses
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addsunglasses
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% normal duck
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\end{tikzpicture}
% blue duck
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{SteelBlue}
\end{tikzpicture}
% alien duck
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addalien
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% hat duck
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addhat{SaddleBrown}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% swimming
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addwater{blue!50!cyan}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% Brazil colour duck for Paulo
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\definecolor{brazilgreen}{RGB}{0,155,58}
\definecolor{brazilyellow}{RGB}{254,223,0}
\definecolor{brazilblue}{RGB}{0,39,118}
\duck{brazilyellow}
\addshirt{brazilblue}
\addshorthair{brazilgreen}
\end{tikzpicture}
% prof. van duck
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold!40!white}
\makeeinstein{gray!50!white}
\addglasses{brown!70!black}
\addbook{brown!70!black}{\TeX}
\end{tikzpicture}
\end{document}
Ducks solving Math problems;-) – Jan 02 '17 at 13:28tikzduckspackage! :) – CarLaTeX Jan 02 '17 at 13:42duckpackage, see http://tex.stackexchange.com/a/63759/86 (I have\usepackage{duck}in the preamble of one of my articles and use it as\def\qedsymbol{\raisebox{-2pt}{\resizebox{1em}{!}{\drawduck}}}) – Andrew Stacey Jan 02 '17 at 14:49snowmenin CTAN, even if there was an announcement, here, some time ago). – CarLaTeX Jan 02 '17 at 15:36scsnowman(I have no idea what the sc is for -- perhaps "secret ctan"). – Ulrike Fischer Jan 02 '17 at 18:27scsnowmanI may ask aduckspackage! I think they have the same level of frivolousness, hahaha! Thank you! – CarLaTeX Jan 02 '17 at 18:31duckand not something a bit like it? – cfr Jan 03 '17 at 23:38flowerduck) rather than implying that flowers have the meaning 'female'? Semantic ideals of LaTeX and all that. – dbmag9 Jan 06 '17 at 10:17\flowerduck. I'm waiting for (funny) answers! :) – CarLaTeX Jan 06 '17 at 10:25scsnowman; sc means "snowman commedian". Some TeXnicians in Japan are interested in the variety of snowman glyphs in Unicode fonts (I also described in the package documentatkon) and they are sometimes called "snowman enthusiasts" or "snowman comedians" (including me!). – Hironobu YAMASHITA Jan 10 '17 at 14:36tikzduckspackage, the question arises as to whether we should also have amathduckpackage, to use ducks as math symbols too. I think it should be relatively easy to build it on the top of the code of thehalloweenmathpackage… ;-) – GuM Aug 05 '17 at 21:56halloweenmathand add it! :):):) – CarLaTeX Aug 05 '17 at 23:45mathduckpackage, then! :):):) – CarLaTeX Aug 06 '17 at 04:48