I'm looking to have a page full of text, with an embedded image aligned left, another embedded image aligned right, the two images not necessarily at the same height.
Here is an image showing the sort of thing I mean.
I freely recognise that this is probably stupidly simple and that I've missed the obvious, and I apologise in advance if that's the case. I thought this would be a simple question, but I've been searching for some time, and my search-fu has failed me entirely. I have a poor solution in LaTeX, but it is heavily restricted, and I'm hoping that perhaps plain TeX will let me do what I'm after. I would normally include all the things I've tried looking for, but there are too many, and it's now all a fog.
I'm using absolutely vanilla TeX on Ubuntu 14 (soon to be upgraded through 16 to 18).
Thanks in advance.

