(First, I would like to state that I am aware that this is a ridiculous and idiotic question. It is for the purpose of a ridiculous and idiotic joke.)
I'd like to use \index to add an entry that will have a fixed page number no matter where the index entry is located. Is there anything that can be used to do this within the LaTeX document? (I'd rather not edit the ind file because re-compiling the document would probably eliminate the entry.)